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R1G4 RECAP: One More

By: G-Off | April 19, 2018 Ladies and gentlemen, it is with heavy heart that I must announce that the Penguins are starting to roll. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: The Penguins played a playoff game and Matt Murray recorded a shutout. It may have been the quietest 26 save shutout of his life, but for those of you keeping track at home, Matt Murray now has 4 shutouts in his last 6 NHL playoff games.  That seems good. Stop me if you’ve also heard this one before: The Penguins, led by Sidney Crosby and Evgeni...

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Penguins-Flyers Through 3: The Story So Far

By: G-Off | April 17, 2018 In any given 3 game stretch, it is pretty standard to not draw too many conclusions from data sets so small. This is especially true in the playoffs, where nearly any one game can shift the entire dynamic of a series. This is especially truer when the scorelines of those 3 games are 7-1, 5-1, and 5-1. But, given that the Penguins and Flyers have a rare extra day off today heading into Wednesday’s pivotal Game 4 showdown in Philadelphia, let’s take a look at how these two teams have stacked up in this...

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R1G3 RECAP: That Power

By: G-Off | April 16, 2018 There is a noteworthy trend that seems to be developing this postseason when the Penguins topple the Flyers: Matt Murray turns in an elite performance….while Sidney Crosby overshadows it because he sucks and is a bad leader and only cares about himself. People like Caroline that actually believe this line of thinking are danger to themselves (and others).  This is the kind of on line taek that should be punished with tarring and feathering and yes, I *totally* mean that.  The rest of the population deserves to know that slimeballs like her walk...

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GAMEDAY: Round 1, Game 3

By: G-Off | April 15, 2018 PITTSBURGH VS PHILADELPHIA WELLS FARGO CENTRE  – PHILADELPHIA, PA 3:00 PM EST. NBC SERIES IS TIED 1-1 Note: The following words and phrases were written by noted good boy Rez. On Friday night the Philadelphia Flyers beat the Penguins in a game of hockey for the first time this season. I am starting with this fact because judging by the internet you wouldn’t be able to tell this was true. Pens fans, now I love you guys, but seriously, how many times do you guys need reminded of this…hockey is a liar sometimes. The...

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R1G2 RECAP: Hit The Reset

By: G-Off | April 14, 2018 Nobody said this shit was going to be easy. Nobody said the Flyers were going to roll over and die. Just one game after the Penguins mushroom stamped the Flyers en route to a 7-0 victory, it was the Flyers doing the mushroom stamping to bring the series level as it turns to the Wells Fargo Center.  It feels fitting that this shitshow on ice happened on Friday the 13th, too, doesn’t it? Were you ever right, Penguins Twitter Account Human. The Penguins indeed had no place to hide last night.  No place...

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